not me monday

***update***  Here is pic of the blingy little cross that I DID NOT drop on the bathroom floor.

Have you even done something really ridiculous, and you can't even really believe you did it.  But, it is actually too late...already done...and probaby everybody in town knows about it.  Join me for Not Me Monday.  You can be brutally honest about the insane things that you do...go on, laugh about it!!  Better laugh, or you just might cry!!




I went to town on Saturday to take both (big) kids to their basketball games at 11:00 and 2:00.  I had some time to kill between basketball games and remembered I had a in-store credit at one of my favorite little stores.  I needed to spend it because it was about to expire.  I DID NOT find so many cute things in the store that I wanted to buy.  I DID NOT spend a lot more than the store credit was (which wasn't much).  I DID NOT go back a second time to get one more thing I just couldn't live without. 

During my mini shopping spree, I found the cutest little turquoise beads.  They had a black cross pendant attached with rhinestones around the outside edge for some bling!!  I love bling!!!  Sunday morning I got up and put on my cute, adorable necklace to wear to church.  I WAS NOT pretty stylish!!  After the sermon, the tall cup of coffee that I DID NOT take to church with me was needing to be relieved from my body.  I quickly made a mad dash to the ladies room.  As I was buttoning my pants, I SO DID NOT accidentally bump my blingy cross and it fell to the floor.  All that precious bling DID NOT scatter over the church bathroom floor.  Yep, seventeen of those diamonds rhinestones were sprayed in ever direction of the bathroom stall.  This was my brand new necklace...what do you think I did?  Just walk away????

I most certainly DID NOT!!!

I DID NOT get on my hands and knees and try to find all seventeen of my brand new "diamonds."  Seriously...who crawls around on bathroom floors anyway.  Not ME!!!  I DID NOT count more than once so that I would not leave a single one behind.  Anyone that walked in might have thought that I was looking for an actual diamond...NOT ME!!  Just a fake one!!  Thankfully, no one walked in.  Thank you, Jesus!!!

I DID NOT sneak back into church as if nothing had just happened.

That evening...I DID NOT drag out the glue and fix it good as NEW!!! My bling bling is ready to wear to school today.  Hope I have better luck.  I don't know if I can bring myself to crawl on the bathroom floor at school if something tragic were to happen.  EEWWWWW!!!!

For other Not Me Monday laughs...head on over to Mckmama's blog.  Just for fun, leave a comment on her blog for others to read.  Or leave a comment here of your own Not Me fun!! 

Have a blessed week!!