not me monday

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.


Are you embarrassed by the day to day things that you do and hope that no one in the world sees? Not to be ashamed...it happens to the best of us. Go ahead...blab it to the world. I'll start...

It is said that when one tries to multitask, brain function is reduced significantly.  (Forgive me, I can remember the numbers.)  However, it does appear to be true.  I would never purposefully do things to reduce my brain function...like talk on the phone while driving, entertain the baby on my hip and cook dinner simultaneously, or listen to two conversations at the same time.  I also would never have a conversation with my daughter while turning on my electric toothbrush to brush my teeth.  If I did do said thing, it might result in green, sticky toothpaste being splattered all over my shirt, and all over the mirror.  EEEEEWWWW!!!

After complaining about the poor quality of my inside photos, I did not do a little research on why I was getting poor inside shots.  I did not find just the answer that I suspected...ISO too high creating "noisy" pictures.  I did not click right over to Amazon.com and order myself a new camera lens.  Robby would not kill me for ordering myself a gift this close to Christmas.  I do not already have a list of items I really want for Christmas already.

After doing a little more research on the poor, grainy quality of my blog photos I did not discover that it, in fact, has nothing to do with the lighting on my camera, or that my camera ISO is set too high.  I did not discover that is has everything to do with the html code of my image and I can fix it with 5 clicks of the delete button.  I do not kinda sorta feel badly about ordering that camera lens.  I am not totally going to love it though.

While putting up Christmas lights on Saturday night, I did not totally deny any knowings of a new camera lens and walk off!!

I did not pick out my own Christmas present from my kids, and order it!!!  What do you think?  I am a fan!!!

I am not totally, completely, and utterly speechless that I am through with my Christmas shopping.  Well, except for some stocking stuffers, but that really doesn't count...DOES IT??  I am not totally, completely, and utterly dreading wrapping all the Christmas presents.  Hate it!!!  Why can't Santa just bring everything!!!

Have a super Monday!!!